Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Week 16

This week I've finished TAS and started on the movies. I figure I will watch I - VI of the movies because they are all TOS era. Technically, I will be watching them out of order since I have been following release dates, not chronological time. But I want to have all the movies watched before the new film is out next week.

While TAS had some good episodes, and I recommend any TOS fan to watch them, I won't miss it as much as I am missing TOS. So the movies are a welcome change, even if everyone does look like hell. For the first movie, they redesigned the entire Enterprise to be boring and sterile. The uniforms are ridiculous; they all look like aging hippies wearing yoga outfits. And to top it all off, the entire plot of the first film was a repeat, WTF? The whole "probe from Earth evolves with outside help and corrupts it's programming before returning to endanger it's creator" was done back in TOS season two. Specifically, "The Changling" had Nomad, and the entire plot is almost exactly the same, right down to humans being imperfect and infesting the Enterprise. Not a good start. But it gets better...

KHAAAANNN!!!


The second film was far better, and arguably the best Star Trek film ever. The uniforms were reworked and actually look like uniforms, so big improvement there. The plot was more complex and involving. The themes were deep and meaningful. The conversations between Kirk, Bones, and Spock were wonderful and timely. Some of the best dialog ever written for any Star Trek characters come from this movie. Just a few examples:
  • "Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor." - Kirk
  • "Damn it, Jim; what the hell is the matter with you?! Other people have birthdays; why are we treating yours like a funeral?" - Bones
  • "Jim, I'm your doctor and I'm also your friend. Get back your command! Get it back before you turn into part of this collection, before you really do grow old." - Bones
  • "If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny; anything else is a waste of material." - Spock
  • "It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known." - Kirk, on the death of Spock.
It doesn't get any better than that. I only wish the writer who wrote those lines was writing for all the movies. One can only wish.
  1. TAS: Albatross ••••
  2. TAS: How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth •••
  3. TAS: The Counter-Clock Incident ••
  4. Star Trek: The Motion Picture •••
  5. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn •••••
Count 97 of 737*
*Note, I have updated the total count to include the 11 movies. The original count was TV episodes only.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Week 15

I'm having mixed emotions about TAS. In some ways it's cool to have new episodes of TOS. But I think the animated aspect has freed the writers from budget restrictions and the result is some really wacky episodes with ridiculous aliens and premises. It seems that some episodes made use of scripts that were intended for TOS, but then at some point they ran out of those scripts and let the Scooby Doo writers come up with some shows. There were some bad ones this week. One of which was written by Walter Koenig (The Infinite Vulcan). Bad, just really bad. It even ended with Sulu looking into the camera with a smile and winking. Like a goddamn Hana Barbara cartoon.

Another thing is the opening sequence. While Shatner's voice-over is the same, the music is more like something out of The Love Boat than Star Trek.


But there is definitely some good in the series. There was even a holodeck in "The Practical Joker"! And here I always thought TNG had come up with that. Also, after seeing more Romulans in Klingon D7 battlecruisers, I finally looked up why that was so. Apparently, there was a fire at the CBS studios and the only Romulan Bird of Prey model was destroyed, so they had to use Klingon D7's for the Romulan episodes. I guess non-canon sources (books and manuals) explain the phenomenon as a trade between the empires. The Romulans gave the Klingons cloaking devices and Klingons gave Romulans some battlecruisers. Interesting factoid, or so I thought.

  1. The Infinite Vulcan •
  2. The Magicks of Megas-tu ••
  3. Once Upon a Planet •••
  4. Mudd's Passion •••
  5. The Terratin Incident •••
  6. The Time Trap •••
  7. The Ambergris Element •••
  8. The Slaver Weapon ••••
  9. The Eye of the Beholder •••
  10. The Jihad •
  11. The Pirates of Orion ••••
  12. Bem ••
  13. The Practical Joker •••

Count 97 of 726

Monday, April 13, 2009

Week 14

This week, I watched several episodes of Star Trek: The Animated Series. It's pretty awesome to see new Trek, especially new Trek with Shatner, Nimoy, Kelley and the others. The only one missing is Chekov, but that is a small price to pay. The other main difference, aside from the animated aspect, is that the episodes are only half an hour now. And it shows. Some episodes move along at a breakneck pace, as if they took a script written for TOS and stuffed it into a half hour. The first episode also suffered from stiff voice acting. Uhura and Kirk were the biggest offenders. They sounded like they were just reading sentences from a newspaper. This improved in the next episode and finally I think they became comfortable with the voice acting in the third episode. Overall, this is true Star Trek, not to be missed by any fan of TOS.

  1. Beyond the Farthest Star ••••
  2. Yesteryear ••••
  3. One of Our Planets is Missing ••••
  4. The Lorelei Signal •••
  5. More Tribbles, More Troubles •••
  6. The Survivor •••
Count 84 of 726

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Week 13

This last week was a bitter sweet one. I finished all episodes of TOS. That's right, all of them. While I will miss watching Season 3 Kirk holding in his gut, I am also excited to move onto some new Trek. Well, sort of new. Next up is The Animated Series (TAS). Yes, TAS is a new acronym in my Star Trek vocab. I've never seen a single episode before. Looking forward to it.

This last week of TOS was a pretty good one. It featured some hotties, had cut back on the dramatic camera effects, everyone's hair is back to normal, and the stories are more interesting, even if they are a little Shatner-centric. The Lights of Zetar was notable for it's love interest actually being between Scotty and a girl, even getting in the way of Scotty's only true love, the Enterprise. Requiem for Methuselah has Kirk falling in love with a robot and fighting over it. The Way to Eden had a dumb hippy cult get their bare feet burned by the acid grass of Eden. All Our Yesterdays was a good episode co-starring hotty Mariette Hartley. And finally Turnabout Intruder was a very fun episode just to watch Kirk act like a woman, which I think he did pretty well.

I can see how the show was canceled. The budget had gotten too large while the viewers had shrunk. The sets for the planets in the 3rd season were very elaborate when compared to the simple one room sets of season one. Heck, half the time season one just went to the mountains outside Hollywood to film alien planets.

In any case, TOS, you will be missed.
  1. The Lights of Zetar •••
  2. Requiem for Methuselah ••••
  3. The Way to Eden ••
  4. The Cloud Minders ••••
  5. The Savage Curtain •••
  6. All Our Yesterdays ••••
  7. Turnabout Intruder ••••
Count 78 of 726

Monday, March 30, 2009

Week 11 & 12

Been a slow two weeks for my Star Trek fix. It was compounded by the fact that my neighbor tilled up my Comcast connection and so I missed a couple nights, on the weekend no less. So for the past two weeks I've only seen 6 episodes. While the content of this batch of episodes is better than the early Season 3 ones, the art direction is still out of wack. I'm not sure who they hired, but the guy should have worked on some Stanley Kubrick wanna-be, not Star Trek. But in any case, there were a few episodes that were thinly veiled exploration of some issues here on planet Earth, such as racism (Let That Be Your Last Battlefield), overpopulation (The Mark of Gideon), and even political marriage (Elaan of Troyius). Definitely an improvement over the last batch.

  1. The Empath •••
  2. Elaan of Troyius ••••
  3. Whom Gods Destroy •••
  4. Let That Be Your Last Battlefield ••••
  5. The Mark of Gideon ••••
  6. That Which Survives •••
Count 71 of 726

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Star Trek: Legacy


Yesterday I finished Star Trek: Legacy on the Xbox 360 (also available on PC). The game is a bit old now (2006) and you can find it used for $15 at GameStop. It took a beating in the reviews when it came out. They ranged from 5/10 to 8/10. Remember, with game reviews anything below an 8/10 is considered shit. The scale pretty much starts at 8. However, I think a lot of people were too harsh. I thoroughly enjoyed the game. I enjoyed it so much that when I brought RE5 home on release day, I actually put in Legacy first and played a stage before I finally opened RE5. Maybe my enjoyment had something to do with how I am literally entrenched in Star Trek right now, watching an episode almost every night. Or maybe also because I played the game on Admiral (hard) difficulty, so it was more challenging than some reviewers had played. But I liked it so much I plan on playing it again and trying for some extra achievements.

The game is technically a Real Time Strategy (RTS). You control up to four federation ships in campaign mode. You start with only one, the Enterprise NX-01. You quickly rescue a second ship and take control of it. The combat is fairly straight forward. You have phasers and photon torpedoes. Phasers works better on shields and photons work better on hulls. You can redirect power to engines, weapons, or shields. You start in the Enterprise era so none of your own ships have shields yet, though your enemies do. There is a tactical map where you can issue orders more easily. The combat is essentially dog fighting. The missions vary from rescue, search and destroy, defense, recon, all kinds of things. No two missions felt the same. The game reminded me a bit of X-Wing, the old PC game. I loved X-Wing. While Legacy is far less complicated than X-Wing, it also means that Legacy is far easier to pick up and play. Legacy is not a number crunching strategy game. It is by no means a "casual" game, but it is certainly accessible. The strategy is small tactical deployment. You have four ships, a limited resource. Losing one can cost you in future missions. So you try to keep them together, but once in a while you want to send one of your faster ships off alone to achieve an objective while the main fleet defends another. You earn command points with which you can buy new ships. And those command points are restrictive enough that you don't want to lose a single ship if you can help it. I had a TOS era Constitution class ship right until the final stage, which means it was vastly outgunned and under shielded. But it was still very helpful as one more gun and one more target to distract enemy fire. If I had let it be destroyed in a previous mission then I would have been at a big disadvantage.

The game was a great fan service, IMO. They had every captain from every series with the real voices of the actors. Archer, Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, they're all there. Every version of every ship is there: NX-01, NCC-1701, NCC-1701-A, NCC-1701-D, NCC-1701-E, NCC-74656 (Voyager), NX-74205 (Defiant), and even DS9 makes an appearance. As far as I can tell, it has a complete roster of every Federation ship ever seen on screen. The same is probably true of the Klingon, Romulan, and Borg fleets.

Finally, I'd like to address some of the "problems" of the game, which I think have been greatly exaggerated in other reviews.
  1. Pizza Box map - The maps are 3D but limited in the Z-axis, resulting in a pizza box shape. Honestly, I see this as a pro, not a con. It keeps the tactical map and the world at large much easier to manage and navigate. A large Z-axis would have just really complicated the UI and had you flying around trying to find things that are a million miles above or below you.
  2. Flaky Controls - The controls do flake out once in a while. Your camera will suddenly jump 180 degrees, or one of your other ships would suddenly forget the command you gave it. While it would have been nice for these to have been fixed, it by no means ruins the game. The camera jump is harmless, and the lost commands are not very often and you are always monitoring all of your ships (or at least you should be) so you will notice rather quickly that Janeway has suddenly decided to go AWOL and is flying out into space.
  3. Ship AI does not repair - You are always in direct control of one of your four ships, and the other three will be on AI unless you jump to it. I've read more than one reviewer complain that the AI ships will not conduct repairs no matter how damaged they are. These guys obviously didn't play the game very much. If they did, they would realize that if the AI did enact repairs on its own, it would be suicide. Enacting repairs on any part of the ship redirects a large amount of the ship's power. This means your engines, phasers, and most importantly, your shields will suffer. My guess is these systems lose at least 50% power. This means shields and phaser banks pretty much do not regenerate at all, and your ship is flying at half it's regular impulse speed. That ship is a sitting duck while conducting repairs. If the AI started repairs at the wrong time it would go down in seconds. Repair management is left to the user, and for good reason.
This is not a AAA title, and it seems some reviewers only want to see and play AAA. Well, in my mind, the game has to be first and foremost fun to play. And that automatically makes Star Trek: Legacy better than most of the so called "AAA" titles out there. I loved the game. I think any Star Trek fan with a 360 or PC should play it.

Week 10

Four down this week, and nothing special. This season, while not bad, has been a little lackluster. Also, the weekly women are not always drop dead gorgeous; big disappointment. They did finally fix Scotty's hair (no more greaser look). I don't know who decided to change everyone's hair this season, but they were all bad decisions. They fixed Kirk's pretty quickly, but Uhura is still sporting her horrible new dew. In addition to the new hairstyles, someone decided Star Trek was a good place to start using artsy camera work. In truth, it's the worst place to do it. It's like the studio is trying to kill the show. "If it aint broke, don't fix it!" I'm pretty sure they had that expression back in the 60's.
  1. For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky •••
  2. The Tholian Web •••
  3. Plato's Stepchildren •••
  4. Wink of an Eye •••
Count 65 of 726